Random Early Morning Thoughts ~

A short while ago, I posted this years winning words and definitions from the Washington Post contest. I was hoping that there would be some further additions to the list. A dear reader/friend found these definitions to add list:

Excruciate: n., the ligament that attaches your ex-wife to your paycheck.

Perplexed: adj., lost in a movie theater.

Population: n., that nice sensation you get when drinking soda.

Racket: n., a small pair of breasts.

Pontificate: n., a document given to each graduating pope.

Pimple: n., pimp's apprentice.

Discussion: n., a Frisbee-related head injury.

Ozone: n., area in which the G-spot is located.

Hopefully others will add to this list as well. Either take a word, and give it a new definition or change/add/subtract ONE letter from a word and give it a new definition.

And Moose (a blogger I am getting to know) at the durnMoose blog sent me one of the most mind-boggling attempts at communication I have ever read/attempted to read!

"As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know."
--Donald Rumsfeld