Mid-Morning ~ A List You'll Never See ~

Top 20 books
NOT reccommended
by the National Library Association:

20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep

19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose

18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad

17. The Tickling Babysitter

16. A Pictorial History of Geek Nude Games

15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories

14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle

13. Babar Becomes a Piano

12. Controlling The Playground: Respect through Fear

11. David Duke's World of Imagination Coloring Book (approved colors included)

10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

8. Legends of Scab Football

7. Barry Bond's How to play with chemicals

6. George Bush's How to Win Friends and Influence People Retold

5. Mitt Romney Retells Favorite Fairy Tales

4. Donald Trump's Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from your Mom's Purse

3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On

1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Get Shot