Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Late News And An Even Later Joke ~

Yesterday afternoon my cable and internet connection decided they deserved a vacation -- this, of course, without arranging for any kind of vacation coverage or even the courtesy of letting anyone know they were going. It caused a number of problems, but thankfully management took the situation in hand - and made it worse then it was before. So, the lower levels revolted and solved the problem. And, now my connection is back and running --

It doesn't hurt to take a good hard look at yourself from time
to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

1 comment:

Eternal said...

*Snickers* I have heard this one before and I think I'm one of only three people on the list I first saw it on that would have answered 'Pull the plug'. LOL